Newest Health Care Program announced

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Newest Health Care Program announced

Post by hairman » Jan Fri 29, 2010 3:22 pm

" DOCTORS & UNEMPLOYED " !!!


An Israeli doctor says,
"Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks." :D


A German doctor says,
"That is nothing; we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and
have him looking for work in four weeks." :D



A Russian doctor says.
"In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks." :D



An ILLINOIS doctor, says.
"You guys are way behind.
We recently took a man with
no brains out of ILLINOIS ,
put him in the White House
and within SIX MONTHS,
half the COUNTRY is looking for work." :evil:

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Re: Newest Health Care Program announced

Post by The Pilot » Jan Fri 29, 2010 3:30 pm

This belongs on the Jokes forum in the Lounge. :?
It is time for us to realize that we're too great a nation to limit ourselves to small dreams. We're not, as some would have us believe, doomed to an inevitable decline.... We have every right to dream heroic dreams. --- Ronald Reagan

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Re: Newest Health Care Program announced

Post by specialties » Jan Fri 29, 2010 3:32 pm

It was used in the 50s, but still a point of interest...
First it was the CHURCH, then the FAMILY, and now the NATION...

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