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worlds shortest books to read (this is a riot)

Post by hairman » Jan Mon 25, 2010 5:31 am

The Worlds Shortest Books.



THINGS I DID TO DESERVE
THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING

by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE'VE LOVED BEFORE ......
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLER(S)
by O. J. Simpson
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson



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AND, JUST ADDED:



Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi :D


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Re: worlds shortest books to read (this is a riot)

Post by kevinm » Jun Fri 18, 2010 11:41 pm

=)) None of which are likely to be Oprah recommendations =))

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