Tom and Dave went golfing one day. Neither of them was very good, and they both soon ended up in the rough. Tom's ball landed in a patch of buttercups, and he virtually destroyed the flowers by the time he got his ball out. Just as it landed back on the fairway, there was a bright flash, and a large fairy appeared.
"I'm Mother Nature," she declared. "And I'm pissed! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? And you had to go and wreck them, just for your stupid game. Just for that, no more butter for you, not on your vegetables, your toast, your popcorn, for the rest of your life!" Poof! And she disappeared.
Tom shook his head, wondering if he should believe what he had just seen.
"Dave, did you see that? Hey Dave, where are you?"
"I'm over here, in the pussywillows."
"Dave! Whatever you do, don't swing!"
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