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The Female Genie...

Post by Bob » Dec Mon 07, 2009 10:58 am

The Female Genie...

While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the
sand and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master,
may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I
am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned
to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the
morning. So just do it and be off with you.

" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding,
and Nancy Pelosi at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is good.

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Re: The Female Genie...

Post by classic57 » Jan Wed 13, 2010 8:35 am

[color=#8000BF]And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon[/color]

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