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old married couple

Post by Rexhammer » Jul Sun 27, 2008 3:47 pm

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows When the old man passes gas and says, `Seven Points.` His wife rolls over and says, `What in the world was that?
` The old man replied, `It`s fart football.
` A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says `Touchdown, tie score.
` After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, `Aha. I`m ahead 14 to 7.`
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, `Touchdown, tie score.
` Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, `Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.
` Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he`s got, And accidentally sh*ts in the bed.
The wife says, `What the hell was that? The old man says, Half time, switch sides`

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